Every time. 😂

beyonce:

Photographed by Yosra El-Essawy

They always “miss you” after club hours.

I look so much like my mom in this picture, it’s scary.

cuntbraxton:

😋💁

Stupid sexy bitch.

No one ever calls me.

Until I have swollen tonsils and can’t talk.

Bitches.

“I look better without makeup.”

No bitch, you’re just doing it wrong.

fit-womenofcolor:

followthelita and manko fit showin how its done!

Declared the oldest known working light bulb by Guinness Book of World Records and Ripley’s Believe-It-or-Not in 1972, the centennial bulb hangs from the ceiling of Livermore Fire Station #6 on Thursday Feb. 3, 2011, in Livermore, Ca. The light bulb was first switched on at fire department hose cart house on L Street in Livermore in 1901. Photo: Michael Macor, The Chronicle