May 2013
May 19th
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May 18th
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They always "miss you" after club hours.
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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No one ever calls me.
Until I have swollen tonsils and can’t talk. Bitches.
May 18th
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"I look better without makeup."
No bitch, you’re just doing it wrong.
May 16th
May 16th
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May 13th
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May 13th
WatchWatch
hjaybee: niniboo: mybeautifulmultitudes: dripping-adorableness: fuckyeahfamousblackgirls: Actress Regina Hall messes around with her “Think Like A Man” male co-stars  FOREVER FUNNY. omfg lol 😂😂😂 LOL! Who run da world?!  kevin hart almost lost his shit LOL. I love this video forever.
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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almost chanel: soyeahso: skindeap:... →
soyeahso: skindeap: patrickandmarcus: sadboysonly: if you keep the syrup and ketchup in the refrigerator do us a favor and just don’t bring children into the world fuck you Ay but ketchup needs to be in the fridge. Pretty sure that’s one of those refrigerate after… We’ve always kept ketchup and syrup in the pantry. That cold shit can go.
May 11th
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May 10th
May 10th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
May 2nd
106,336 notes
I purposely find infomercials on TV at night.
They never fail at putting me to sleep.
May 2nd
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I know you’re my homegirl and all, I know this… but I do not need you going to the bathroom with me. K?
May 1st
April 2013
Apr 30th
3,851 notes
Apr 30th
18 notes
2 tags
Bitch. If I wanted cool ranch tacos I would of asked for them.
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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seahchel: niggaimdeadass: sumney: quixon: Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out Y’all cmere Come closer Lemme holla at y’all a second Y’all want this damn baby? OMG Q AWWWWWWWFEWDFAEFWFFRSDFSD
Apr 30th
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oohtheyhavenibbles: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS BOWLCUTS LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
286 notes
Nothing ruins your mood to watch porn than a blown out anus being the first thing you see on xvideos.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Sunny's impression of me while PMSing: OMFG MY ICE MELTED IN MY ICE TEA! *sobbing*
Apr 29th
Apr 27th
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ListenGirl I wish that I could spend time witchu each...
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Guy: *takes you out on dates* *texts you good morning and good night* *tells you how beautiful you are constantly*
Girl: I think we should just be friends.
Guy: OH YOU THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO DATE YOU?! HAHAHA! Nawl...
Apr 25th
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3 tags
Apr 25th
Apr 25th
884 notes
Apr 24th
18 notes
3 tags
Taking C4 makes everything tingle.
And I mean everything. Even your vagina and butt hole.
Apr 24th
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What I’d like to do: Take a shower Get ready for work Cook something for lunch Pee What I’m doing: Sitting on the floor
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
73,156 notes
JUST LIKE FIIIIIIIIIIIIINE CHINA.
I like that song. Like… I really, really like that song. Chris Brown finally got me.
Apr 24th
1 tag
Supervisor: Melanie can you go check and see if "insert guys name here" body is still in the morgue.
Me: lol no.
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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