I hate when my mom does her fake ass laugh and...
You wanna marry him but can’t even be real around him?
Everything on the fucking internet annoys the fuck...
So much that I’ve used the word “FUCK” over 200 times in the last fucking hour.
How many times can you say Waka Flocka?
Just saw the preview for Oh Let's Do It Remix.
With Diddy and Rick Ross. Lmao.
smidgets: Handcuffs Blindfold honey, ice, altoids now, we all grown here tie em up, put the honey on the dick, then suck with ice alternate with ice and altoids, and leave him 5 minutes at a time. Its a test, alternate and await results. (pulls out notepad)
Do you know how sexy it is when you have a girl...
jackghostel: as you hitt it liftin her off the bed..legs wrapped around or on the shoulders.. that shit will make me go wild *sigh*
I’ve always wanted to be tied up, blindfolded, and teased. Aint no shame.
=[ This girl on Little Miss Perfect just broke my...
She said she never wins because she’s ugly and just broke down crying, she’s like 5 :(
Little Miss Perfect
… have mercy.
You guys made her so insecure about her boobs now...
Do penises float?
"Is this chicken or is this fish?"
That was a legitimate question. It DOES say “Chicken of the Sea” that could confuse anyone.
=[ I was watching the Flag Wavin' video on...
And someone commented saying “Who’s the caveman looking thing at 3:10 his voice is awesome” =[ don’t talk about Drake like that.
Drinking water over laptop while watching Katt...
Wasn’t the best idea.
People think I'm joking when I say my mom's "gay...
No, he seriously has sugar flowing out his asshole.
We’re in college and we’re still trying to give the substitute a hard time? Please take your ass home.
Reblogging on the iPhone is serious business.
Or maybe I’m just slow.
Having nasty thoughts about mister in the from of the class.
I learned not to play with God when...
I was six years old in church with my cousin who was seven at the time. We were in the back acting like we were catching the holy ghost. Next thing you know she starts SCREAMING and crying hysterically. Then she threw up. That did it.
I haven't tumbled in hours...
Feels like weeks to a Tumblr addict.
Well, I think we just broke up again.
After three years of this I just shrug it off, and wait for tomorrow.
imbetter: melohsoretro: His face is what made it funny, thank you. gay pic period gud thing marsz tumbls every two sec so it shud b off my tumblr now Don’t be so sour Chickie McNugget.
I’m following your girlfriend! (yahoo smiley with the eyebrows)