May 2010
It's going on 12AM.
Do you where your mom, little brother and mom’s boyfriend are?
BECAUSE I SURE AS FUCK DON’T.
Chris Brown is singing the national anthem at the...
Who’s joke was this?
My bird got his wing stuck in the cage.
He’s not happy…
No you niggers.
LMAO.
You can’t have it, I’m taking it to the old camera dude downtown so he can teach me a thang or two.
I need.
friends who I actually have something in common with.
a car
a job
I obviously have no life.
I don't care if you're my friend or not.
You WILL be cursed the fuck out for making me wait 5 hours.
I don’t care if we’re friends bitch.
=/ i don't have any haters.
undergroundhero:
i’m doing something wrong.
Me and you both.
April 2010
loljk, i'm a belieber.
undergroundhero:
loljk, i like good music.
Tryna say Justin Bieber doesn’t make good music, eh? *throws My World 2.0 at you*
undergroundhero replied to your photo:...
which are you?
Neither, so I rest my case.
I wouldn’t be surprised if someone took a picture of my mom today and posted it on Tumblr.
… I don’t know what to say about her attire today.
I don't even want to comment on my mom's choice of...
… I don’t know where she’s going, I just hope no one we know is going to be there.
Anyone ever called your house phone and asked...
Parents are a trip.
Mom: You ANSWER me when I talk to you.
Me: *begins to answer*
Mom: Who are you talking back to?!
I love how parents play the "well I'm the parent...
iammarsz:
Really shows maturity from a woman that’s about to be 50 years old.
My mom.
I should just make a t-shirt with that quote and give it to her for mother’s day. :)
C-H-O-P..... P-E-ARRRUHHHH!!!
i have the same birthday as levi johnston.
shannananananana:
:|
I have the same birthday as Kim Kardashian.
:|
i'm taking a road trip to Arizona.
undergroundhero:
-in an el camino
-blasting carlos santana
-in a sombrero
-with a burrito in my hand
-in a sweatshirt.
-with a picture of a burro on it
-and my horn will blast La Cucaracha
-super swaggy.
Yeah, you’re getting pulled over.
Star Jones needs some weight in her neck.
Trey Songz was allegedly beat up all the time in...
He asked for it with that damn hair…
That's why my momma said stay friends with the...
They always end up being sexy in the future.
My daughter will be name
thewearhaus:
Shalaundria
My cousin’s friend is pregnant but doesn’t know the sex, but she wants a boy. So she said if it’s a girl she’d name her Madison… because she’ll be mad it’s not a son.
1 tag
Uncle P is on.`
=|
A King In My Own Right: Reblog with a pick up... →
iammarsz:
…
Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you. ;)
Him: So can I have your number
Me: I have a Boyfriend
Him: I have a Goldfish
Me: Huh ?
Him: Oh shit , I though we were talkiing about things that didn’t matter .
you father must have owned a farm, because…
You must be from Tennessee… because you’re the only TEN I SEE.
Lmao! My grandma roastin Sheamus.
She loves wrestling.
Haha!
This guy just walked out of Wal-Mart with his head held high smiling and shit with this new employee kit in one hand and his Wal-Mart shirt in the other.
Oh Lord.
Mrs. Officer and that Lyfe Jennings Who Is It song just came on back to back… I have a headache now… That was too much noise.
How the fuck Sean Kingston and Justin Bieber after...
Sounds illegal.
Everyone runs out the house "surprised"
On Extreme Makevoer Home Edition all dressed up. =|
If they REALLY caught them by surprise the family would come outside with draws with holes in them and wife beaters, hair rollers…
When I do my second BC...
justtommii:
melohsoretro:
Tommii, my fro-hawk will shat on yours. SHAT I SAY.
Well mine will not SHAT on yours — mine will throw yours on the grown and let a crackhead’s fro-hawk SHAT on yours =P
Oh, okay. I see how it is.
