So I was at this house party last night.
And this girl asked my name and I told her and she goes “OH SO RETRO?!” Lmao, I was too tipsy to even ask her who the hell she was.
This show just makes me mad by watching.
I didn't know Hit Me Baby One More Time was...
I bet that would of sounded nice, I can hear Tboz voice already.
Oh yeah, happy birthday to YOU sir!
I hope it’s a good one! (to Malcom before the rest of you losers feel special)
I wish I had important stuff to remember.
I just put search for a dollar to buy Starburst tomorrow under my reminders. And yes, I’m that broke where I have to search for a dollar. My mother doesn’t give me money like many of you.
Icy Hot is worse than I expected. Let a bitch rub me the wrong way, I’ll put some in the bridge of her panties.
My friend said she's gonna pick me up at 8:21:52...
This dude tried to tell me I'm filthy.
Because I don’t take baths, only showers. To me taking a bath is just sitting in a soup of your own filth. He tried to tell me that I’m supposed to soak in the tub THEN take a shower after that. =| where are these people bred?
“Dammit Im Mad” spelled backwards is “Dammit Im Mad” I’m sure I’m late on this.
We should get married… Wherever it’s legal.
Am I the only female who wakes up extremely horny?
Mariah and Boys 2 Men are performing one sweet day...
Why is it so impossible for me not to cry.
Tuesday hopefully I’ll be back in action.
Just wishing I had a damn laptop. I’m miserable over here.
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'.
Is Shaniqua there? Hell no!
Let's get this party started right!!!
Let’s get this party started… Quickly. Set it off on the left y’all set it off on the right y’all… Set it offf
My laptop is broken, I’m on my iPhone :(
The only people who call the electric slide the “bus stop”? And why the hell do we always only do it to that Set It Off song?
All I wanna do is the damn Cha Cha Slide.
Don’t judge me. But why is it impossible to find this song?!
"Because I'm grown."
Great excuse mom.
Last beach I went to was in Savannah.
Dirty ass jelly fish infested water.
You ever put grandma/grandpa in front of your...
Grandma Melanie. Eww.
Noo, he’s my second cousin. My actual brother won’t be still for a picture.
The Jim Jones tapes...
(not the rapper) creepy to listen to, sad, but some of that stuff the kids were saying had me rolling.
Never known Virginia to be called "the north".
No, just no. Lol.
Omg, LA forecast.
That’s like, perfect. I could stand outside for hours and my edges don’t get sweaty.
I hate when it rains in Georgia.
Then the sun come back out, your ass already can’t breath properly from the regular humidity. The sunshine after the rain has your ass suffocating.
No! ... No HELL NO!
I did not miss General Larry Platt and William Hung perform together on American Idol.
All you had to tell me was that iPhone 4G has a messaging light and i’m in that thang!
Ever been so full...
You couldn’t take a deep breath? That’s me right now.
Nothing at all sir. :)
It really annoys me
When people go somewhere and do nothing but complain aboutthe prices. Nobody is forcing you to buy the shit, shut the hell up.
My mom just turned off Swagger Like Us RIGHT before T.I.’s part… I almost cussed.
My mom just said a Smirnoff will “tear you up”. The fuck flavor she done had that I haven’t?
This nigga is selling Pillow Pets out his trunk.
Someone please take me home.
Hopefully I'll get a new laptop today.
I’m sick of this iPhone, I miss reblogging and replying to my messages.
If one more dummy bitch...
Says something about being mixed with Jamaican and black… That’s like saying you’re mixed with Chinese and Asian.