I wouldn't mind being in love.
I didn't run into anyone I know today.
young-and-in-loveee: Guess who’s wearing the exact same thing tomorrow.
I'll never forget...
We went to this Christian lady’s house on Halloween, she placed one Tootsie Roll each in our bag. Not the jumbo or super long kind either, the extra small ones. I just stood there for a while after she closed the door like…
You can't just assemble on ANYONE'S property that...
itsjaymelove replied to your post: If your protest doesn’t have a permit… what about freedom of assembly? that’s our constitutional right.
If your protest doesn't have a permit...
Don’t start crying to whatever type of social media you can find about how the police was unfair to your peaceful protest, and you don’t understand why you were pepper sprayed for not leaving. It doesn’t matter how peaceful you are, you still have to obey the law.
halffilipina asked: Lol maybe I'll carry around my Chris Brown pillow too. OMG that would be great (: hahahah
lovebeknot asked: (Someone already commented) but your hair looks absolutely amazing!
This is beyond sex, I'm high on you.
Why am I covering my eyes watching Are You Afraid...
"The club was packed! You should of been there!"
No, no I shouldn’t have. Why is packed good? I like to breath. I would like to at least have the option to do the party rock shuffle if I felt like it. I should be able to walk to the bathroom without rubbing nipples with other people the whole way there.
youjustgotincepted asked: Your hair=the bomb diggity
How do you guys like my Ke$ha costume?
BUT I DON'T WANT TO STAY HOME.
I wanna snap this cat tail on my ass and go somewhere!
Dentist tells me I have four cavities.
Go across the street after dentist and buy a 1.9 pound back of Sour Patch Kids. Because.
solesandaddicts asked: Hey, you. Shut up. :|
Jazmine Sullivan's Voice Is The Only One, That...
Reminds me of laryngitis.
youjustgotincepted asked: OH SUSIE Q HOW I LOVE YOU MY SUSIE Q!!!!!
If only Susie Q would come on.
Typical Saturday Night.
Friend: Aw Mel, you can't go get drunk with us, you're not 21.
Me: I gotta fake ID doe. *cues Tipsy beat*
My makeup is so nice right now.
Where am I going? No where. As usual when I do my makeup properly. Come tomorrow I’ll be looking like Lil’ Kim.
:( I want to be a little lad who loves berries and...
I have like, almost no eyebrows.
Never let a Mexican bitch do your eyebrows.
I don't think it's healthy to have your first...
I don’t like it one bit, nope.
My eyeball is on fire.
Misha just made me realize...
I’ve never seen my own anus. I’m sure that’s a bad thing.
HAIR IS ON.