December 2011
2 tags
Dec 1st
14 notes
erykahsahday asked: Erica. ^_^
Dec 1st
rustle-like-the-wind asked: Any name? How's about Jacob?
Dec 1st
Dec 1st
163,319 notes
Who decided to put an "s" at the end of "fuck"?
“I fucks with you.”
Dec 1st
November 2011
Nov 30th
2,760 notes
No wonder I'm single.
I’m sitting in this computer lab… burping, digging up my nose (really adjusting my nose ring), adjusting my boobs in my bra in the most graphic way possible. Mind you, out of six I’m the only female in here.
Nov 30th
4 tags
Doing my Senegalese twists... watching a Tokio...
Not sure if the lead singer is male or female yet… 
Nov 29th
What most people on Tumblr call fashion.
thisisneka: melanie-sinclair: I call raggedy.  I call it, “hey, i just reblogged it because everyone else did.”  That too. 
Nov 29th
What most people on Tumblr call fashion.
I call raggedy. 
Nov 29th
emmylouandeveryoneweknow: do people actually think beyonce is faking her pregnancy? are you retarded?  I think she’s pregnant. But she’s definitely lying about her due date by like two months, lol.
Nov 29th
solesandaddicts asked: Girl, you cray.
Nov 29th
Nov 29th
6,945 notes
It's 1:19...
Do you know where your mom is? Because I sure the fuck don’t. 
Nov 27th
1 tag
What WAS fun about Black Friday?
Walking around Kohls with a little intercom that I found announcing “free gifts”. “Anyone with blonde hair… get a pair of Candies shoes FREE.”  … at least they got a kick out of it. 
Nov 25th
2 notes
1 tag
Black Friday, never again.
That was my first and last time.  I’d rather pay full price on a regular day with less crazies and no wait to checkout. 
Nov 25th
1 note
I love the gross pictures on Thanksgiving...
Of food that’s supposed to look good sitting in a plate on your lap. Just eat that shit, we don’t need to see it, lol. 
Nov 24th
Fucking vegans on Thanksgiving.
If you were in my family, you’d gets no love. 
Nov 24th
1 note
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
13 notes
2 tags
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
13 notes
A list of illegal words to send in text messages... →
Nov 24th
When you’re at work and see your shift replacement...
Nov 24th
4 notes
Nov 23rd
4 notes
“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
1 note
3 tags
Nov 23rd
51 notes
Nov 21st
134 notes
Okay, I'm done being ratchet.
Time to put my gay male alter ego Vanshaun away.
Nov 21st
Anonymous asked: i see that u live in georgia? do you live near metro-atlanta
Nov 21st
Anonymous asked: what is your opinion of MINDLESS BEHAVIOR?
Nov 21st
1 tag
Download movies in HD & 3D to my receiver?
Why the fuck yes I will Dish Network. 
Nov 19th
3 tags
Nov 19th
191 notes
Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
Nov 18th
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I never understood why people pretend to be...
Nov 18th
1 note
Nov 17th
2,491 notes
3 tags
Nov 17th
10 notes
Nov 17th
12 notes
Nov 17th
223 notes
Nov 17th
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Nov 14th
221 notes
FALCONS, leggo.
Nov 13th
Nov 13th
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