December 2011
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erykahsahday asked: Erica. ^_^
rustle-like-the-wind asked: Any name? How's about Jacob?
Who decided to put an "s" at the end of "fuck"?
“I fucks with you.”
November 2011
No wonder I'm single.
I’m sitting in this computer lab… burping, digging up my nose (really adjusting my nose ring), adjusting my boobs in my bra in the most graphic way possible.
Mind you, out of six I’m the only female in here.
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Doing my Senegalese twists... watching a Tokio...
Not sure if the lead singer is male or female yet…
What most people on Tumblr call fashion.
thisisneka:
melanie-sinclair:
I call raggedy.
I call it, “hey, i just reblogged it because everyone else did.”
That too.
What most people on Tumblr call fashion.
I call raggedy.
emmylouandeveryoneweknow:
do people actually think beyonce is faking her pregnancy?
are you retarded?
I think she’s pregnant. But she’s definitely lying about her due date by like two months, lol.
solesandaddicts asked: Girl, you cray.
It's 1:19...
Do you know where your mom is? Because I sure the fuck don’t.
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What WAS fun about Black Friday?
Walking around Kohls with a little intercom that I found announcing “free gifts”.
“Anyone with blonde hair… get a pair of Candies shoes FREE.”
… at least they got a kick out of it.
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Black Friday, never again.
That was my first and last time.
I’d rather pay full price on a regular day with less crazies and no wait to checkout.
I love the gross pictures on Thanksgiving...
Of food that’s supposed to look good sitting in a plate on your lap. Just eat that shit, we don’t need to see it, lol.
Fucking vegans on Thanksgiving.
If you were in my family, you’d gets no love.
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A list of illegal words to send in text messages... →
When you’re at work and see your shift replacement...
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
– Friedrich Nietzsche
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Okay, I'm done being ratchet.
Time to put my gay male alter ego Vanshaun away.
Anonymous asked: i see that u live in georgia? do you live near metro-atlanta
Anonymous asked: what is your opinion of MINDLESS BEHAVIOR?
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Download movies in HD & 3D to my receiver?
Why the fuck yes I will Dish Network.
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I never understood why people pretend to be...
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FALCONS, leggo.