My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
cuntbarf: I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it. What do you think, Tumblr? Strangely… I want to be her friend.
The Journey of Allen Strange is on.
Oh my Lord.
Happy Nappiversary to me!
I’m two years natural today! Yay me!
What are you doing on NYE? House Party, Club, or...
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Call me close minded.
But I’ll never be okay with my son playing with Barbies and wearing tutus. Ever.
I'm doing infinite jumping jacks tonight.
Don't get on here bragging about how you get money...
and your shit looks like Granimals.
lovebreunablog asked: What Part of GA?
What are your plans for New Year's Eve?
2 Hairstyles a day.
That’s what I’m going through to see how my head will be looking on New Year’s Eve. Ugh. I’ve never did a bantu knot out, but hopefully I’ll love it so much that I won’t have to try anything else.
That flashlight porn video, or whatever...
that’s getting reblogged. I don’t think I’d like to be violently eaten out like that. My clitoris is a sensitive lil’ thing.
So tired of these weight loss commercials...
justnia: how about promoting good health? Because honestly, that’s not what people are trying to buy.
7 Foods That Boost Every Type of Bad Mood
Stressed: Eat Chocolate The scenario: It’s Friday at 6:30 p.m. You’re hungry, tired and late for your dinner date. You were supposed to be out of work an hour ago, but your boss has asked you for a favor…again. The stress is building, so what can calm you down fast?Now’s the time to pull out the chocolate bar hiding in the back of your desk drawer. Experts say that chocolate—particularly dark...
12 Most Fundamental Habits of the Super Fit
1. They don’t think of their fitness as work, but rather a way of life It’s kind of like taking a shower, sure you can go without one, but you just don’t feel right the rest of the day. 2. They don’t skip workouts They take training days as seriously as a Dr.’s appointment. Appointments and meetings get scheduled around their workout time, not the other way around. 3. They take their rest as...
Christmas Eve, Christmas, Today...
I ate like a mad woman. My looks pregnant, this is not acceptable. Tomorrow, I will die in my pool of sweat.
I don't think I want a funeral.
Just bury me. No one likes them and no one comes out happy from saying their last goodbye, so I’d rather the people I love not sit through that. Just act like I never existed.
htttruckcompany32-deactivated20 asked: I think its cool you are from Macon and you are on here....I just thinking I was the only one.
Buy your boyfriend Rocksmith for Christmas.
Forgets who you are.
I'm the shit in East Atlanta.
For two reasons. One. My friend text me wanting to go to the club tonight. Personally I don’t want to go to the club on Christmas for obvious reasons. But she felt the need to send me five text messages back to back of how she should be able to go and how she’s not sinning. Bitch one, I didn’t say you couldn’t go. Two, I’m not Jesus. What are you explaining your life...
Lol, my hunny surprised me with my gifts at 4AM.
Scared the fucking shit out of me though.
Shut up Nathan.
Or is this the 12th... how does this even go?
On the first day of Christmas Misha gave to me..
It’s taking everything in my power to not go in my little brother’s room and whisper “ho ho ho” in his ear.
For any women tracking these tags...
Have you had problems with severe crams (that feel like menstrual craps) while running/jogging?
I swear my skin has been so oily ever since the...
Just set up an oil rig in my t-zone and I’d make so much money.