I think Ape Week would be more interesting.
I must write a letter. :)
I have a feeling Animal Planet shows sharks every...
Write guy friend a detailed messaged about why you...
Response: You’re an amazing writer! But I understand what you’re saying. -_- .
The fuck is a Laith?
I’m too lazy to press play.
I don't bruise easily :(
This is my first bruise in a while. We were playing around on this ragged ass half rotted wooden pool deck, and guess who’s leg went straight through the wood -_-
I never understood the hype about Shark Week.
They’re just sharks. We already know what they do. Swim and fuck shit up.
I've learned my lesson.
Never play the “girlfriend role” (kissing, holding hands, etc.) with someone who’s not your boyfriend. The shit gets messy. This whore was all over his dick last night, and I was so heated… he wasn’t really flirting back but I haven’t been that mad in a long time. But I guess I didn’t really have a reason to be. He’s not my man… just someone...
I Smoke, I Drank - Body Head Bangers
Listening to Pastor Troy radio.
Photography Pretending to be Beyonce in the shower
I’ve noticed that putting Christian on my care.com profile gives me a lot more jobs.
Today is going to be amazing.
My bird is attacking the floor...
I think he’s seeing things. He’ll be 16 this year so it’s probably time to put him to sleep.
Grandparents watching lesbian wedding.
Grandma: This ain't nothing but a mess.
Grandma: This is just nasty.
Grandma: What can they even do for each other in the bed?
Listening to my grandparents ignorant commentary...
A Jamaican man went into a store and picked up a bottle of juice and a bag of sugar and only paid for the juice and walked out. He got arrested for stealing the sugar and when he went to court the Judge asked him why he stole the sugar. He then replied……Yuh Honor….mi nah tief no sugar…..mi look pon de back ah de juice an it say sugar free so me nah undastan wah gwan.
FUCK YOU BITCH.
ayoneka replied to your chat: -__- STILL NOT WATCHING HO.
Me: I hope Beyonce doesn't disappoint me twice in one day.
Neka: What channel?
Neka: I won't watch
So I spend the whole day cleaning the house...
Okay, not the whole day but a good while. From 7:15am till noon, because I’m tired of my mother complaining about the status of the house. I was so proud of my work because I don’t clean, I hate cleaning and I think a little clutter makes the house look loved, lol. But boy did she piss me off when she got home. I left a plate on the stove… after cleaning everything, washing...
I want to slap every bitch I see in white heels.
Anonymous asked: ghetto bitch
Alright guys, you just hit the lottery.
thewearhaus: beatmesa: mymannemcee: Went in. Turned in that ticket. Paid your taxes on it. Now you’ve got your money. …what is the FIRST exact thing you buy with your money? Forget what you’d do the first entire day…just the first exact thing. I’d probably buy some new games or a new phone. I’d buy a slave. LOL at taxes on lottery tickets Camera lens.
Elfen Lied was the first anime I ever watched.
What else is good to watch? Fruits Basket looks nice, girly, but nice.